Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
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Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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