so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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