you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
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All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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