I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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