if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
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