So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
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Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
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also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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