around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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