singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
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I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
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I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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