i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Four minutes until I can fart!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
areolas are like halos for boobs.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
A bitchslap is in order.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
Randomize
