your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
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You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
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Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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