i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Smargarita sloshedurday tomorrow around 2
Bring a helmet for your liver
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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