About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
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Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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