Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I am available for nakedness
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
that is very illegal...i love you.
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