"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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