NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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