Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
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