whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
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