He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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