Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Bad news. I baked you a cake and one of my fingernails is missing.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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