call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
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I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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