i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
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I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
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It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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