Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Randomize
