Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Randomize
