She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
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