when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
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I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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