Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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