my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
How many fucks given?
0.12846
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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