did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
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i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
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One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
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