Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
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In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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