i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
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