i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
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Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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