I hate all girls vehemently.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
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Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
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yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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