i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize
