Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
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