Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
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