there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Because when I say 'You shouldn't drink anymore', she hears, 'I personally challenge you to chug 3 more mixed drinks'
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Just high enough for therapy.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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