just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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