Just met a synchronized swimmer, can you imagine the things she could do in the water
Legs for days
Harpoon that
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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