Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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