Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
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We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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