I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
i just google imaged poop.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
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You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
He knew exactly who I'd slept with after just one look at my crotch. He's like the Sherlock Holmes of cocks.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
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last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
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