trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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