I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
this morning i woke up under the kitchen table. i went to my room and there was an inflatable whale in my bed with a banana duct taped to where its penis should be. there were trails of cheez-its around my apartment and i found $67 in the crotch of my underwear. im guessing i had a very happy birthday.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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