Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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