I just masturbated at work. Does that make me a prostitute since i just technically got paid to have sex?
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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