I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Mr. Last Night just informed me I told him to be very quiet when he left this morning and high-fived him as a goodnight kiss. Drunk me is slutty and manly.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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