real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
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idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
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Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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