Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You're completely useless in the revolution.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
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there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
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I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
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