I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
Randomize
