He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
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I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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