As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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