we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
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It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
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