You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
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We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
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An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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